If you're anything like us, every year it gets harder and harder to find the perfect gift for that special guy or girl. This year, we've put together a list of the 14 best construction gag gifts for the businessman or professional in 2020. If you can't find a unique, fun or just plain unusual gift for that special someone in your life on this list – well, well… I think we need to try harder next year.
BOSS 3000 Fred Circular Saw Pizza Wheel
Cutting pizza with traditional knives was fantastic last year. This year, give your special craftsman a tool he or she is used to—a circular saw. This BOSS 3000 Fred Circular Saw Pizza Wheel Novelty Utensil should impress!
Bacon Scented Dryer Paper
What's better than bacon-scented clothes dryer sheets? there is nothing. These should definitely win over anyone this Christmas…and they should make those stinky overalls super delicious!
Potty Putt Toilet Time Golf Game
Oh yes, this one caught our attention too. Who doesn't love a little more "productivity" during potty breaks? Don't answer that. Just buy this and watch the hilarity ensue around the Christmas tree.
Master Crapsman Poo-Pourri Gift Set
In keeping with the above theme, we couldn't help but include this excellent poo-pourri gift set to help eliminate those unfortunate bathroom "situations". Hope your favorite businessman or professional finds it as humorous as we do!
Enesco is always late no matter what the wall clock
If you're anything like us, you know people who can't meet deadlines or are never on time. When we saw this Enesco "Whatever" Wall Clock, it literally blew our minds – we had to put it on our list!
We fell in love with these tool pens as soon as we saw them. We especially love how authentic they look. Too many of these novelty pens look super clean and lack any character. These tool pens actually look like a cool construction gift for any tradesman or contractor.
Concrete Construction Worker Pun T-Shirt
You know that person. He can perform miracles. He takes concrete and shapes it, molds it, molds it into whatever he wants. He does it every day. Concrete Whisperer. Now, thanks to you, he has his own jersey! We know a lot of great builders and this is just one of the best construction gag gifts for any concrete trader or professional.
Coffee Cups and Koozies
Here's a collection of fun (for us) coffee mugs and koozies (drink coolers) that we think are some of the best construction gag gifts we've seen in a while. If you're looking for the best businessman gifts, these mugs won't lead you astray.
Rome Wasn't Built in a Day Coffee Cup
This simple mug truly represents the professional tradesman who takes pride in his work. It reminds us of the Kermit the Frog meme… but that's none of my business – because it throws out a snark at the end of a familiar quote. This would make an excellent gift for anyone who takes pride in their work.
Engineer Nutrition Facts Koozies (Beverage Cooler Bags)
Drink coozies are available to everyone – they make a welcome gift. If you have a civil engineer in your life, this special drink cooler should make you smile.
Mechanic Coffee Cup Nutrition Facts
Similar to the coozie above, but printed on an actual mug, this design caters to the mechanic in your life. We love that it actually presents a nice, uplifting message – but gives them a fun way to show off the pride that always marks their work. This simply makes a great gift.
Bucket Boss – Mug Boss
Most of you have heard of the Bucket Boss Tool Organizer. Now you can make your favorite construction expert his very own Bucket Boss Mug Boss! Why limit yourself to the space inside your mug or mug for pens, pencils and more? Now you can also use the various pockets on the outside of the mug. Plus, it looks really cool on your desk.
Best Construction Worker Ever Coffee Mug
We balked at it until we realized it's funny no matter which side of the political spectrum you're from. Anyway, you all can bear to not take yourselves and each other too seriously! You can also rest assured that proceeds from these mugs will not (however publicly) go to any particular political party.
Drill handle 'Builder at Work' coffee mug
While some of the other mugs we've picked on this list have pithy claims, this one looks pretty cool. We love drill handles and a gift like this is sure to impress. Maybe in the future they can build a drill trigger to actually stir the contents of the cup…
I turned coffee into a tumbler for the house
For a thermos, this mug offers both function and a statement… making a statement. Coffee really came into the house! Most professionals should really enjoy Logic – with a cup of warm coffee.
That's it, folks!
We hope you find at least one great idea on this list. For those of us surrounded by construction professionals, finding the best construction gag gifts, or even just the best tradesman gifts, can often be a daunting challenge. With our list, you can prepare your gift list in advance this Christmas.
If we missed something awesome – please leave it in the comments below – we'd love to add it!